Thick Spies Eat Pies - Someone Give Gavin's Wife a Piece, Please

So, California voted "No" on the recall and Gavin says it was because we were saying "No" to “Trumpism”. This comment comes after he practically walked around following him with his nose up his bum when "The Trump" came to visit while in office. Um. OK, Gav. You’re not fooling anyone. I voted No on the recall because I don’t believe in recalls. I do, however, believe in holding people accountable. So, if what Miss Rose says is true, and trust me, I find her convenient turn coat-ness and platform-chasing-camera-hog-attention-whore-ness as contemptible as your anti-business anti-choice stances on healthcare unless a woman is having an abortion. I guess you need the stem cells for your skin cream to keep your face so shiny and smooth. Not knocking it, Dude. I’m pro-choice too. I’m just pro-choice across the board, not just when it’s an unwanted or dangerous pregnancy. I support your stance on allowing ex-cons who have served their time and fought fires while incarcerated to be employed as California Firefighters in municipalities that do not require fire fighters serve 50/50 as law enforcement. I support your efforts to recycle more plastics. I support you in supporting a woman’s right to choose.

HOWEVER

Telling people they MUST take this vaccine to maintain gainful employment or be welcome in public settings is waging class warfare. What’s next? What can the plebs expect from you? Anyone else feel like Fahrenheit 451 is a reality? Anyone got some extra Soma?

Ethical doctors will tell you there are SOME PEOPLE who can not take the vaccine. There are SOME PEOPLE for whom the vaccine poses great risk. Why do I have to disclose all of my medical history to strangers who aren’t even medical professionals AND cover my face?! Besides all that though, I also have to ask you: Where do you stand on Doctor assisted suicide? If you support it you can’t have it both ways. I don’t think there is anyone out there who does not understand that contracting COVID has a risk of death. But hey, so do a whole lot of other diseases. Shall all biological males be forced to carry a passport disclosing whether or not they have been circumcised? Uncircumcised males pose a higher risk of transmitting STIs and STDs such as HPV. And HPV can go on without symptoms and still cause cancer in biological women and girls. Oh yeah…there’s a vaccine that IS ONLY FOR WOMEN. So much for all your pro-choice bullshit. You’re no different than the Texas GOP after all. No wonder you followed Trump around California like a puppy peeing on itself in submission. You desire to “grab ‘em by the pussy” too. You’d think your wife would have something to say about such things but honestly, and this is not meant as a mean comment in any way shape or form. This is an observation as a woman who watched fellow dancers in my youth suffer with eating disorders: Jen needs to eat a sandwich, or at least see a nutritionist. There is a difference in being naturally slender and being emaciated. Eating disorders are a defense mechanism to deal with feeling out of control and malnourishment can cause impaired cognitive ability. My comment here is out of true Christian concern and is par for YOUR course if you are going to tell me what I should and shouldn’t be putting in my body. Seriously, show me your circumcision passport or STFU. Funny how STFU and SEIU sound a lot alike. BTW, have you heard from the Longshoremen lately? This State and Country just might have some bigger problems on their hands in the near future.

Meanwhile, good old AOC is at it out there making a fool of herself, the people of New York and other places on the East Coast who are suffering at the Mercy of Mother Nature’s wrath. $30K for a ticket to a PARTY?! Wearing a dress that says “Tax the rich”?! Come on Sweetie. I say “Sweetie” because YouTube thinks that’s less insulting than Bitch. I’d much rather be called Bitch than Sweetie any day. So, AOC, let’s brainstorm, Bitch. What could have POSSIBLY been a better use of your $30K - plus dress and travel expenses - than playing Barbie-Dreamhouse? Hmmmm…..

Meanwhile, for the past ten years I’ve been dealing with a stalker and am having trouble getting anyone to take it seriously. Oh sure, vandalism and theft of my property, assault of my person and constant harassment is a joke to good old Gav and his Prog-Dem buddies, but AOC goes mask-less in a party dress. Seriously, Fuck you all very much.

Then, there are all these poor children who are going to have emotional scarring for life having been assaulted by teachers taping masks to their faces while Doctors out of India and other Countries are telling folks Delta is winding down and the variants are largely getting weaker and for the majority of people who get COVID and recover, Natural Immunity seems to be as good as or BETTER than vaccine immunity. Haven’t we learned ANYTHING from anti-biotic resistance? No I’m not saying antibiotics cure viruses. I’m making a comparison. Over use of antibiotics lead to anti-biotic resistant bacteria. Is it too far of a jump to posit that over use of vaccines may lead to viruses that are vaccine resistant? Most of the time less really is more. So why this push to force vaccines on EVERYONE…oh except documented and undocumented immigrants. Oh yeah. Those people. So, to all the children being terrorized by your teachers I offer you this clip of comic relief. And I wear this silly option for a face mask today in solidarity with your painful humiliation:

Then there’s Ms. Lightfoot out there in Chicago. Ma’am, you have said and done some things that really rub me the wrong way, but I will tell you now, I think this is a very good idea. As a person who has voluntarily worked with gang-affiliated youth in the system and participated in KAIROS connecting family members with spiritual support while Loved ones are incarcerated, I will say I believe restorative justice is a beautiful and healing thing. Pat on your back. But maybe folks are too busy being offended by the Constitution to care about crime, or worrying that they are going to have to give birth in their home because doctors and nurses are quitting or being fired for not taking the vaccine. Time to boil some rags and get out the bleach. Don’t forget the leather strap to bite on during contractions!

And Queen Elizabeth! Is this what you were talking about when addressing North Korea?

If you need some soothing patterns to watch to calm your nerves there’s always these clips! They’re kind of like a kaleidoscope and morbidly reassuring, at least I felt that way. Except I still have yet to get tested for HIV since that asshole stuck me with a needle in public because I don't want to have my appointment in a parkinglot or overrun ER. So who knows. Maybe I will have survived H1N1 and COVID only to die later of AIDS. I suppose folks would think that was as funny as reminding me of being raped, stalking me, or stealing my music and other Artwork. Yeah. That’s Uber funny. You go! You rock!

Anyway…Congrats to Gavin, I guess. I still feel bad for ya and while you make me Uber angry, I Love you with the Love of Jesus.

And PS. Larry, I’d never vote for you. I believe in the separation of Church and State. Persons having lead congregations have no place in elected office. I’m not saying persons who are ordained should be excluded from running. I’m saying persons who have run Churches and relied on a congregation for (tax free) financial support have no place as elected officials. I felt the same way about Mittens, among a whole Host of other issues with his politics particularly when it came to women’s rights and the Arts. Stick to your talk show. You’re good at it and you and Rose would make a darling couple. Integration now! Segregation NEVER!

PPS. To all the Jewish folks out there, Happy New Year. We Catholics believe in apologizing whenever. Keeps things tidy around the Inner Castle. Once a year seems like quite a burden. And, I seriously would like to know: Can you only apologize for things from over the past twelve months? Do you get a pass on other things from before that if you just don’t say anything? I’ve met A LOT of Jewish therapists and I find that interesting particularly when considering the celebration of Yom Kippur. In all seriousness…Blessings for your New Year. May all Jews find Peace in their hearts and homes.

PPPS. Hillary, THIS clip's for you!

PPPPS. Kim & Kanye, I was sorry to hear, particularly for your children.

PPPPPS. NBA Players, I still Love basketball. I just can't stand the way politics have ruined everything and I can't be bothered offering financial support and watching just breaks my heart. I'd rather watch pick-up games at the park.